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[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you use Jawas for a drink holders.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. A brunette with bad breath.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you fight with a lightsaber in one hand and a spit cup in the other.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you use a Jedi mind trick to stop the beer truck.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The older they get

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you use your Jedi healing powers to clear up your V.D.

[Jolly Rancher]

the easier they are to pick up.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you think the best use of your lightsaber is picking your teeth.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?

[Jolly Rancher]

A. She opens the car door.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you ever lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to spit.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

[MetaMan]

Smokey can u come over and put your tongue in my asshole?

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

[iDiz]

Kill them all' !

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Play ball!

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. You always hear about them but never see them.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . . you can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?

[DR_PHIL]

spank me

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you think Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Cause it said concentrate.

[DR_PHIL]

spank me hard

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?

[DR_PHIL]

harder

[Jolly Rancher]

A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing / bowling.

[DR_PHIL]

that was pretty bad

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The joystick is wet.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?

[DR_PHIL]

lool bad

[Jolly Rancher]

A. To keep their ankles warm.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever had your R2 unit use its arc welding torch to get the barbecue grill to light.

[DR_PHIL]

ok done talking to the bots for right now

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you jump-start your lightsaber off a car battery.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. An interpreter.

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you beat the Gammorean Guard in an "ugly" contest.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your father's name is Garth Vader. :D

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you got your lightsaber by sending in 750 Skoal Lids.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. She sold her car for it...