:D Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? 
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Q. Why is a blondes favorite car a BMW?
A. Because she can spell it!My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" 
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Q. How do you get a tissue to dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.... 
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Yo momma is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter and still come back for more.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? 
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Q. What do you get when you cross a democrat with a pig?
A. Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
you use your lightsaber to cut the bottlecap off a beer.Comment
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A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! 
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can I get a joke plz
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"
The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you say "these are not the beers you are looking for."Comment
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A. "Way to go team!"
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . that "disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans.Comment
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A man walks in to a butcher shop and he asks "What did you do with your assistant?"
"I killed him!!"
"Why!?", asked the man.
"Well, I caught himsticking his dick in the bacon slicer!"
"What did you do with your bacon slicer?"
"I killed her as well!"My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . the inside of your house looks more like Dagobah than the outside.Comment
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Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you call your young apprentice, "Juner.(JR.)"Comment
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A. FULL 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used telekinesis to pull your jeans up.Comment
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Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer? 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . the Force isn't the only thing that runs in your family.Comment
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A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you call Hank Williams Jr. "master".Comment
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this thread has ne end end so there won`t be any winner
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Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your landspeeder has a gun rack.Comment
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A. So she could lip read. :D
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you meditate to old CCR records.Comment
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A. You get to park in the handicap zone. 
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Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you call Yoda your Li'l green buddy.Comment
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A. Pregnant 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever said, "Anger...Fear...Aggression...Yankees...the dark side are they."Comment
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
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Q. How do blondes carpool?
A. They all drive to work and meet in the parking lot!My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your X-Wing has a still in it.Comment
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A. Not everyone has been in a 747? 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your lightsaber has a beer can crusher in the base.Comment
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . there is more oil in your robes than in your astromech droid.Comment
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A. Butter is difficult to spread.
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Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your robes have the Golden Flour label on them.Comment
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A. Pull the pin and throw it back. 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you trim your beard and find a Mylock.Comment
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Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? 
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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used a lightsaber to light the barbecue grill.Comment
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Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
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