The Last Person to ever post is this Thread wins $250 (paypal)

[Nanda]

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.

He gulps it down, and asks the bartender, "How much do I owe you?".

The bartender answers, "For you, no charge"!

[SlickRick]

why

[Nanda]

A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My beautiful wife is unfaithful to me. Every Friday night, she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?"

"Relax," says the doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, where exactly is Larry's Bar?"

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Fertilized

[Nanda]

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to Human Resources.

Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

[SlickRick]

Originally posted by Jolly Rancher
Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

How does she like her eggs??

[Oh Sheila]

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?

[Nanda]

Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long. He asks the other sperm, "aren't we near the uterus yet?"
"No," replied the other sperm, "we haven't even gotten to the esophagus."

[Jolly Rancher]

A. More headroom

[amaze]

Originally posted by SlickRick
when is the last post, this can go on forever.

YES

[SlickRick]

Originally posted by Jolly Rancher
A. More headroom

Funny

[Nanda]

A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'll have a burger and fries"

The lady at the desk says "Sorry madam, this is a library!"

The blonde replies "I know, I'll have a burger and fries please"

The lady at the counter says "No, i dont think you understand, this is a library!"

The blonde says "Oh, sorry" and whispers, "I'll have a burger and fries"!

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Because everyone gets a turn.

[SlickRick]

Screw this I give up
for now Ill try back later I guess

[Nanda]

Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?

A. None it should be open when the woman brings it.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

[Nanda]

Yo moma is just like a big mac... full of fat and only worth a buck!

[Jolly Rancher]

A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

[Nanda]

Q.What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?

A. All you can eat under a buck

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The more you bang it

[Nanda]

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

A. You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.

[Jolly Rancher]

the looser it gets!

[SlickRick]

Am I the last one yet?

[Nanda]

Q. What's the difference between a blond and a brick?

A. When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around

[Nanda]

Q. If a blonde and a brunette jumped out of an airplane who would hit the ground first?

A.The brunette... the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?

[Oh Sheila]

Originally posted by Nanda
Q. What's the difference between a blond and a brick?

A. When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

[Nanda]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A. The blonde works in the dark

[Jolly Rancher]

A. An airbag.

[Nanda]

Q. What does a blonde an a computer have in common?

A. You never appreciate either one until they go down on you.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

[SlickRick]

Ok the contest is over I was told I was the last person

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.

[Nanda]

Q. What Do you get when you put a blonde in a freezer?

A. A frosted Flake

[Nanda]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A. When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?

[Nanda]

Q. What do turtles and blondes have in common?

A. Once there on their back they're screwed.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Bobbing for chips.

[Nanda]

Three blondes walk into a building... Damn, you would think at least one of them saw it.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?

[SlickRick]

Wow Jolly Rancher really wants to win this. lol

[RyuLion]

that's funny!

[Nanda]

Q. What is the difference between blondes and government bonds?

A. Bonds mature, blondes don't.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Brain tumor.

[Nanda]

Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked the other child.

"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger."

When he heard this, the other child started to cry.

"Why are you crying?"

"I'm here for a urine test."