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[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool-Aid Man."

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think its the school bus.

[Jolly Rancher]

A: They think their picture is being taken. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q: Why did the blonde return her new scarf? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call her "Taxi!"

[Oh Sheila]

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

[Jolly Rancher]

Q: Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show.

[Jolly Rancher]

A: She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.

[Oh Sheila]

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

[Jolly Rancher]

Q: Why did the blonde lose her job as an elevator operator? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit.

[Jolly Rancher]

A: She couldn't learn the route. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

[Jolly Rancher]

A: She needed them for the darkroom she was building. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was a float.

[Jolly Rancher]

A: Bigfoot's been sighted. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q: What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.

[Jolly Rancher]

A: You get to park in the Handicapped Zone. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof.

[Jolly Rancher]

A: A wind tunnel. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when yo father fell in love with her he got lost.

[Jolly Rancher]

A: A dope ring. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.

[Oh Sheila]

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, Yo father didn't know whether to fuck her or take the burro ride down.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q: What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brown? *-

[Oh Sheila]

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, you can pinch an inch on her forehead.

[Oh Sheila]

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, you can smack it up, flip it, and rub it down all at the same time.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up under the cow? *-

[Oh Sheila]

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.

[Oh Sheila]

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.

[Oh Sheila]

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, you could go swimming in her bra.

[Oh Sheila]

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

[Oh Sheila]

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?

[iDiz]

This thread will never ends !

[Oh Sheila]

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? :D

[Oh Sheila]

How did a fool and his money get together?

[Jolly Rancher]

it's not time.

[Oh Sheila]

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

[Jolly Rancher]

Q: Did you hear about the Irishman born with two left feet?