"Women should be obscene and not heard."
Groucho Marx.
Groucho Marx.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she fills up the tub.Comment
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the looser it gets!
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Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.Comment
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"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. Frosted Flakes
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Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."Comment
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Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?
So they have some place to put their feet.
My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, when she gets out of the car, she leaves stretch marks.Comment
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A. An airbag. *-
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"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
Roseanne Barr.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on the beach?
Because she doesn't want to get sand in her BuschMy Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? *-
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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimateComment
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One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.
''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.
''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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"Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing."
Sean Williamson.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders "Thank You, Come Again."Comment
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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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"Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man."
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Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? *-
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Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head roomMy Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, little kids yell "Free Willy, Free Willy."Comment
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"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
Oscar Wilde.
This is true
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''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.
''No,'' said the brunette.
''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''
My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"Comment
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? *-
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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.
My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
Mae West.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, when she got on the bus she turned it into a low rider.Comment
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Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?
A: An air mattress.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. *-
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Originally posted by Nanda
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.Comment
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How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."
Joan Rivers.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.Comment
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."Comment
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LOLOriginally posted by Nanda
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? *-
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Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"Comment
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A. Brain tumor. *-
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Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur.Comment
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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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