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[Oh Sheila]

Originally posted by Jolly Rancher
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside *-

she grabbed a spoon?

[Jolly Rancher]

she ran outside with a spoon *-

[Oh Sheila]

"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home."
Ken Hammond.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind *-

[Oh Sheila]

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
Steve Martin.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl *-

[Oh Sheila]

"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
Joan Rivers.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! *-

[Oh Sheila]

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? *-

[Oh Sheila]

"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
Bernard Manning.

[Jolly Rancher]

A It's not real bright *-

[Oh Sheila]

Fancy a quick drink?
Beer, as all alcoholic drinks, is made by fermentation caused by bacteria feeding on the yeast cells, then defecating. This bacterial excrement is called alcohol.

[Jolly Rancher]

but its cheap *-

[Oh Sheila]

Make mine a double.
The worlds strongest beer is 'Samuel Adams' Triple Bock, which has reached 17% alcohol by volume. To obtain this level, however, they had to use a champagne yeast.

[Jolly Rancher]

and spreads easy. *-

[Purple Haze]

still going and going

Purple Haze

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

we can make a lot of money. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How does a blonde part their hair? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. By doing the splits. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? *-

[xl11]

Stop bumpping this thread!

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Nothing *-

[Jolly Rancher]

they haven't met! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. *-

[Oh Sheila]

Originally posted by xl11
Stop bumpping this thread!

Okay.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Humpme Dumpme *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. More leg-room! *-

[Oh Sheila]

Originally posted by Jolly Rancher
A. Humpme Dumpme *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. They chip their teeth. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Fertilized *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

[Oh Sheila]

The President''s Puzzle

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.

"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

[Jolly Rancher]

A. More headroom *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she comes down the stairs she measures on the Richter scale.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Because everyone gets a turn. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she fart the whole planet came out.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

[Nanda]

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
Women!