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[iDiz]

Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.

[Oh Sheila]

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

GWB

[iDiz]

Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

[Oh Sheila]

Originally posted by iDiz
Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.

[Jolly Rancher]

I asked her what she was doing *-

[iDiz]

Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A. Kermit's Finger

[Jolly Rancher]

she said "Moving." *-

[iDiz]

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

[iDiz]

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

[iDiz]

Q. Why are women are like tires?
A. There's always a spare.

It's impossible this thread !!!

[iDiz]

Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A. A tran-sister. ehehe

[Oh Sheila]

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

GWB

[iDiz]

Q. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A. A salad shooter

[Oh Sheila]

"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."

[iDiz]

Q. What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
A. Speed bumps.

[Oh Sheila]

"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself."


GWB

[iDiz]

Q. What do you call an adolescent rabbit?
A. A pubic hair.

Well i'll be back later !

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! *-

[Oh Sheila]

Originally posted by iDiz
Q. What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
A. Speed bumps.

daaaaaaaaamn LOL

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says *-

[Oh Sheila]

"The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case."

GWB

[Jolly Rancher]

DING! *-

[Oh Sheila]

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
Brendan Francis.

[iDiz]

Originally posted by Oh Sheila
"The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case."

GWB

[Oh Sheila]

"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."
Denis Leary.

[Jolly Rancher]

she has to lick other people's fingers! *-

[Oh Sheila]

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
Emo Philips.

[Oh Sheila]

"It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother."
Charles Pierce.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. *-

[David!]

Yo is a mamma?

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said *-

[Oh Sheila]

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."
RD Laing.

[Jolly Rancher]

What ya doin'? *-

[Oh Sheila]

Originally posted by PussyMan
Yo is a mamma?

LOL

[Jolly Rancher]

She said *-

[Oh Sheila]

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
Edgar Wallace.

[Oh Sheila]

"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
Emo Philips.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Buying luggage. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes *-

[Oh Sheila]

Congrats on the 1000 Jolly Rancher

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign *-

[Oh Sheila]

"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
Matt Groening.

[Oh Sheila]

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
Steve Martin.

[Jolly Rancher]

she went home and got 16 friends *-

[Oh Sheila]

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield.

[Oh Sheila]

Originally posted by Jolly Rancher
she went home and got 16 friends *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside *-

[Oh Sheila]

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Emo Philips.