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[Oh Sheila]

Originally posted by Jolly Rancher
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! *-

[iDiz]

Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
A. hahahaha Stubble

[Oh Sheila]

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."

GWB

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. *-

[iDiz]

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a flea?
A. An itchy cock.

[axelcat]

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
Why not the first

love the sig

[Oh Sheila]

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

GWB

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. *-

[iDiz]

Q. Why don't Canadians have group sex?
A. Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.

[Oh Sheila]

"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position."

GWB

[iDiz]

Q. What's the difference between a 'Spice Girls' video and a porn video?
A. The porn video has better music!

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. *-

[Oh Sheila]

Originally posted by iDiz
Q. Why don't Canadians have group sex?
A. Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! *-