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[Oh Sheila]

"I can resist everything except temptation."
Oscar Wilde.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! *-

[iDiz]

Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
A. See you next period.

[Oh Sheila]

"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
Mark Twain.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! *-

[iDiz]

Q. Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman?
A. Because you have to hollow the head out.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. *-

[iDiz]

Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like?
A. Depends!

[iDiz]

Q. How can you tell if you eat pussy well?
A. You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and a beard like an unwashed paintbrush.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. *-

[David!]

Damn !!!
Talk about posting with a vengeance !!!!!

[iDiz]

Q. What's the difference between the San Diego Padres and a Prostitute?
A. Nothing, they both suck!

[Oh Sheila]

Originally posted by iDiz
Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
A. See you next period.

oooooh

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. *-

[iDiz]

Originally posted by Oh Sheila
"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
Mark Twain.

[Oh Sheila]

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
Catherine Zandonella.

[iDiz]

Q. What do you call an anorexic prostitute?
A. Lite & Easy

[Oh Sheila]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin.

[iDiz]

Q. What's female Viagra?
A. Jewellery

[Oh Sheila]

Originally posted by iDiz
Q. What's female Viagra?
A. Jewellery

[iDiz]

Q. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
A. Beef strokin' off.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. *-

[Oh Sheila]

"People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."
Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI.

[Vitasoy]

Originally posted by PussyMan
Damn !!!
Talk about posting with a vengeance !!!!!

Post till you drop...

[iDiz]

Q. What's the hottest thing in the world?
A. Two rats fucking in a wool sock.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! *-

[Oh Sheila]

"They who drink beer will think beer."
Washington Irving.

[iDiz]

Q. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.


hehehe

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! *-

[iDiz]

Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A. The best ones squirt when you eat them.

[Oh Sheila]

1000

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. *-

[iDiz]

Q. What's the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.

[Oh Sheila]

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
GWB

[iDiz]

Originally posted by Oh Sheila
1000

Congrats!

[Oh Sheila]

Originally posted by Jolly Rancher
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! *-

[iDiz]

Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
A. hahahaha Stubble

[Oh Sheila]

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."

GWB

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. *-

[iDiz]

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a flea?
A. An itchy cock.

[axelcat]

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
Why not the first

love the sig

[Oh Sheila]

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

GWB

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. *-

[iDiz]

Q. Why don't Canadians have group sex?
A. Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.

[Oh Sheila]

"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position."

GWB

[iDiz]

Q. What's the difference between a 'Spice Girls' video and a porn video?
A. The porn video has better music!

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. *-

[Oh Sheila]

Originally posted by iDiz
Q. Why don't Canadians have group sex?
A. Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! *-