Originally posted by Jolly Rancher
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
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Q. How do you drown a blonde?
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Originally posted by Jolly Rancher
A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too. *-
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damn!SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. Oh no
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I'm going to fall again! *-
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I gotta pick up the pace hereSIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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A. There is white out on the screen.
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A. Open 24 hours a day. *-
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A. To feed the toilet duck! *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses? *-
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Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws? *-
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A. practice. *-
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Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? *-
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A. To cover the valve stem. *-
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A. It takes too long to retrain them. *-
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A. The blonde has the higher sperm count. *-
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A. They spread for the bread.
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! *-
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"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Rodney Dangerfield.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. *-
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"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
Ellen DeGeners.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! *-
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"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
George Carlin.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Originally posted by Jolly Rancher
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! *-
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! *-
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"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"
Paul Merton.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
Steve Martin.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" *-
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"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own."
Les Dawson.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. *-
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"The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney..."
Steven Wright.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
George Burns.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. *-
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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Robin Williams.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
Steven Wright.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. *-
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"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
Johnny Carson.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Originally posted by Jolly Rancher
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. *-
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Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. *-
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"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
David Letterman.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOriginally posted by Jolly Rancher
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. *-
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Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. *-
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"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carrey.SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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