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[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. They both swallowed a lot of semen. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. *-

[iDiz]

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How did the blonde burn her nose? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Bobbing for chips. *-

[iDiz]

Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Brain tumor. *-

[iDiz]

A: That's not funny!

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? *-

[iDiz]

Did you hear about the guy who drove his Ford Chevy truck into the lake?

It sank... like a rock!

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" *-

[iDiz]

Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency?

[iDiz]

A: Question marks.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.... *-

[iDiz]

What animal should you never play cards with?

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! *-

[iDiz]

A cheetah!

[iDiz]

Why should volleyballers work at the cemetery?

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? *-

[iDiz]

They're good at digging!

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? *-

[iDiz]

What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. FULL *-

[iDiz]

Your cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back!

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. *-

[iDiz]

A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn?t hear her correctly and says, ?Come again?? The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, ?Oh, no it?s just mustard this time.?

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? *-

[iDiz]

A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms. ?Yes we do,? he says. ?Would you like to buy some?? ?No,? she replies. ?But do you mind if I wait around until someone does??

[Jolly Rancher]

A. So she could lip read. *-

[iDiz]

The top ten reasons why the television is better than the World Wide Web


1. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? *-

[iDiz]

2. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

[iDiz]

3. You just can't find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Pregnant *-

[iDiz]

4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? *-

[iDiz]

5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde? *-

[iDiz]

6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

[iDiz]

7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? *-

[iDiz]

8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Pull the pin and throw it back. *-

[iDiz]

9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message?

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? *-

[iDiz]

10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. A brunette with bad breath. *-