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**iDiz** · 05-21-2004, 06:59 AM

Did you hear about the guy who drove his Ford Chevy truck into the lake?

It sank... like a rock!

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:59 AM

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"

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**iDiz** · 05-21-2004, 06:59 AM

Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency?

**iDiz** · 05-21-2004, 07:00 AM

A: Question marks.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 07:00 AM

A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry....

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**iDiz** · 05-21-2004, 07:00 AM

What animal should you never play cards with?

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 07:01 AM

A. Because they both drip when they're fucked!

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**iDiz** · 05-21-2004, 07:01 AM

A cheetah!

**iDiz** · 05-21-2004, 07:01 AM

Why should volleyballers work at the cemetery?

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 07:02 AM

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?

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**iDiz** · 05-21-2004, 07:02 AM

They're good at digging!

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 07:03 AM

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?

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**iDiz** · 05-21-2004, 07:03 AM

What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 07:03 AM

A. FULL

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**iDiz** · 05-21-2004, 07:03 AM

Your cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back!

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