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[JamesK]

have to be played.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC *-

[JamesK]

**In the Do Not Adjust Your Set" version, the

[JamesK]

key change into Eb (or C, if using the capo

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. *-

[JamesK]

chords), indicated by '**', DOESN'T occur.

[plyndrty]

Having fun here I see.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said *-

[JamesK]

Ignore this section of the chords, and instead

[Jolly Rancher]

What ya doin'? *-

[JamesK]

play as follows:

[Jolly Rancher]

She said *-

[JamesK]

spoken part: C

[Jolly Rancher]

Buying luggage. *-

[JamesK]

(with capo)A)

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. *-

[JamesK]

[electric spoon solo]:

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. *-

[JamesK]

(capo): (A)(F#m)(D)(E)...[repeat]---> A7

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes *-

[JamesK]

***"nc" indicates no chord is to be played.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign *-

[JamesK]

****Capo chords have really only been included

[Jolly Rancher]

she went home and got 16 friends *-

[JamesK]

So, you've no rejection, shall we say... with the ladies...

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside *-

[JamesK]

Well, uh, sometimes I want to...

[kosmic]

long thread

[Jolly Rancher]

she ran outside with a spoon *-

[JamesK]

All right, all right, ah ah ah ah ah

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read *-

[JamesK]

I'm gonna get you in my tent tent tent tent tent

[JamesK]

Where we can both experiment ment ment ment ment

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl *-

[JamesK]

Let's take a taxi through my tent

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? *-

[JamesK]

Oh, yay, my love is so inscrutable

[Jolly Rancher]

A It's not real bright *-

[JamesK]

In a stoic sort of way

[Jolly Rancher]

and spreads easy. *-

[JamesK]

As a tourniquet

[JamesK]

I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Between the two of us *-

[Jolly Rancher]

we can make a lot of money. *-

[JamesK]

I'm gonna get you in my tent tent tent tent tent

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How does a blonde part their hair? *-

[JamesK]

Of the sacrament

[Jolly Rancher]

A. By doing the splits. *-

[JamesK]

I won't let this love destroy her

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Nothing *-