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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:09 AM

(It was a smash)

**Brad Mitchell** · 05-21-2004, 06:09 AM

An interesting idea but still a retarded thread.

Brad

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:09 AM

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:10 AM

It caught on in a flash

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:10 AM

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:10 AM

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:11 AM

Come in, Morris, we always have a guest for breakfast

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:12 AM

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:12 AM

Come in, Horace, we always have a breast for geckfast

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:12 AM

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:13 AM

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:13 AM

The "Do Not Adjust Your Set" and "The Peel

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:13 AM

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 06:14 AM

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

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**JamesK** · 05-21-2004, 06:14 AM

Sessions" versions of this song are basically

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