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[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead *-

[JamesK]

From the Hall of Gore in the Castle East

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes *-

[JamesK]

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. *-

[JamesK]

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes

[JamesK]

The zombies were having fun

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! *-

[JamesK]

The party had just begun

[JamesK]

The guests included Wolfman

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! *-

[JamesK]

Dracula and his son

[JamesK]

The brain surgeons were all digging the sounds

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. *-

[JamesK]

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hound

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. *-

[JamesK]

With the vocal group, The Crypt-Kicker Five

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. *-

[JamesK]

(They did the mash)

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. *-

[JamesK]

They did the Monster Mash

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! *-

[JamesK]

It was a graveyard smash

[JamesK]

(It was a smash)

[Brad Mitchell]

An interesting idea but still a retarded thread.

Brad

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. *-

[JamesK]

It caught on in a flash

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. *-

[JamesK]

Come in, Morris, we always have a guest for breakfast

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! *-

[JamesK]

Come in, Horace, we always have a breast for geckfast

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. *-

[JamesK]

The "Do Not Adjust Your Set" and "The Peel

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! *-

[JamesK]

Sessions" versions of this song are basically

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street *-

[JamesK]

the same as this, with some very minor lyrics

[Jolly Rancher]

I asked her what she was doing *-

[JamesK]

differences (and ending, as mentioned later).

[Jolly Rancher]

she said "Moving." *-

[JamesK]

*The F# (And D#) chords indicated by '*' are

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says *-

[JamesK]

just brief linking chords, and strictly don't

[Jolly Rancher]

DING! *-