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[TheSwed]

[Jolly Rancher]

A. They spread for the bread. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! *-

[TheSwed]

Some one work hard to get this thread closed

[Kicker]

Hi again

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. *-

[scamdotcom]

I think they won't end this because it will set a bad precedent.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. *-

[JamesK]

hi

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. *-

[gangbangjoe]

[JamesK]

yes

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. *-

[JamesK]

oki

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! *-

[JamesK]

I was working in my lab, late one night

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. *-

[JamesK]

My monster from the slab began to rise

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV *-

[JamesK]

When suddenly, to my surprise

[Jolly Rancher]

and watches the couch! *-

[JamesK]

(He did the mash)

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication *-

[JamesK]

He did the Monster Mash

[Jolly Rancher]

she put "Hooked on Phonics." *-

[JamesK]

(The Monster Mash)

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. *-

[JamesK]

It was a graveyard smash

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus *-

[JamesK]

(It was a smash)

[Jolly Rancher]

she took the 22 twice instead. *-

[JamesK]

It caught on in a flash

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. *-

[JamesK]

He did the Monster Mash

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. *-