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[Jolly Rancher]

A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! *-

[DR_PHIL]

laffy taffy jokes are cool

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Play ball! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. You always hear about them but never see them. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Cause it said concentrate. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. They know how many went down on the Titanic. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. An interpreter. *-

[TweetyBird]

lol, not that bad

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. "Are you sure it's mine?" *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Because they have blond boyfriends *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Their both empty from the neck up *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. A blow job with handlebars *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How do you drown a blonde? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Oh no *-

[Jolly Rancher]

I'm going to fall again! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer? *-

[Juliaa]

[Jolly Rancher]

A. There is white out on the screen. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Open 24 hours a day. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. It takes too long to retrain them. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The blonde has the higher sperm count. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How is a blonde like peanut-butter? *-