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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:29 AM

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:30 AM

A. An airbag.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:31 AM

Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:31 AM

A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:32 AM

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:32 AM

A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:33 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:34 AM

A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:35 AM

A. Bobbing for chips.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:36 AM

Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:36 AM

A. Brain tumor.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:37 AM

A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:38 AM

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:38 AM

A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry....

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 04:39 AM

Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?

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