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[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. *-

[Corleone]

battle#?

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when it says all-u-can-eat it still ain't enough.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said "Fuck It."

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street *-

[Jolly Rancher]

I asked her what she was doing *-

[Jolly Rancher]

she said "Moving." *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says *-

[Jolly Rancher]

DING! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

she has to lick other people's fingers! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said *-

[Jolly Rancher]

She said *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign *-

[Jolly Rancher]

she went home and got 16 friends *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

but its cheap *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Between the two of us *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How does a blonde part their hair? *-

[subreality]

Posting in legendary thread

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Nothing *-

[Jolly Rancher]

they haven't met! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Humpme Dumpme *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. More leg-room! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. They chip their teeth. *-