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[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, the earth orbits around her instead of the sun.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, they call her "Big Fat Ho."

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, they changed my Physics book to say "What goes up must come down, except Yo mama."

[Jolly Rancher]

she put "Hooked on Phonics." *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, we're inside her right now.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up

[Jolly Rancher]

talking about she was trying to makeup her mind. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to fuck her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was still on top of the bitch.