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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 03:36 AM

she put "Hooked on Phonics."

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**born4porn** · 05-21-2004, 03:36 AM

Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 03:37 AM

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

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**born4porn** · 05-21-2004, 03:37 AM

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 03:37 AM

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus

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**born4porn** · 05-21-2004, 03:38 AM

Yo mama's so fat, they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops.

**born4porn** · 05-21-2004, 03:38 AM

Yo mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 03:38 AM

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 03:39 AM

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 03:40 AM

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

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**born4porn** · 05-21-2004, 03:40 AM

Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 03:40 AM

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

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**born4porn** · 05-21-2004, 03:40 AM

Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 03:41 AM

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead

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**born4porn** · 05-21-2004, 03:41 AM

Yo mama's so fat, we're inside her right now.

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