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[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a hula-hoop for a belly-button ring.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. To feed the toilet duck! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. practice. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. To cover the valve stem. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. It takes too long to retrain them. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How is a blonde like peanut-butter? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. They spread for the bread. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she's taller lying down.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. *-