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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 03:14 AM

Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws?

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**born4porn** · 05-21-2004, 03:14 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 03:14 AM

A. practice.

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**born4porn** · 05-21-2004, 03:15 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 03:15 AM

Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?

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**born4porn** · 05-21-2004, 03:15 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 03:16 AM

A. To cover the valve stem.

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**born4porn** · 05-21-2004, 03:16 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 03:16 AM

Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

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**born4porn** · 05-21-2004, 03:16 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 03:17 AM

A. It takes too long to retrain them.

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**born4porn** · 05-21-2004, 03:17 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 03:18 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

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**born4porn** · 05-21-2004, 03:18 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 03:19 AM

Q. How is a blonde like peanut-butter?

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