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[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"

[Jolly Rancher]

A. "Are you sure it's mine?" *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Because they have blond boyfriends *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Their both empty from the neck up *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Sorry, we don't do livestock."

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."

[amaze]

still running wow

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. A blow job with handlebars *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a kiddie slide for a shoe horn.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. A golden retriever. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. It has a stamp on it. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. A wine and cheese party! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How do you drown a blonde? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth.

[Vitasoy]

Good gawd

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Oh no *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.

[Jolly Rancher]

I'm going to fall again! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. There is white out on the screen. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.