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[Jolly Rancher]

A. Pull the pin and throw it back. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Artificial intelligence. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. A brunette with bad breath. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.

[junction]

fuck off.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The older they get *-

[Jolly Rancher]

the easier they are to pick up. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Play ball! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck

[Jolly Rancher]

A. You always hear about them but never see them. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Cause it said concentrate. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she needs a road map to find her ass.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. They know how many went down on the Titanic. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. To keep their ankles warm. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. An interpreter. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? *-