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[Jolly Rancher]

A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Play ball! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck

[Jolly Rancher]

A. You always hear about them but never see them. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Cause it said concentrate. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? *-