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[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Brain tumor. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she don't eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. So she can have a doggie bag for later. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.... *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. "Way to go team!" *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she gets her toenails painted at Earl Schieb's.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. FULL *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."

[Jolly Rancher]

A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. So she could lip read. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas' English Muffin.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Pregnant *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change the radio station.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Not everyone has been in a 747? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde? *-

[Paul Waters]

What say I come back and post on Christmas day?

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.