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[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? *-

[Corleone]

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[Jolly Rancher]

A. More leg-room! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, Jenny Craig did a credit check.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. They chip their teeth. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Fertilized *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. More headroom *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Because everyone gets a turn. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What y'all eating? I'll try it!"

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The more you bang it *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.

[Jolly Rancher]

the looser it gets! *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. An airbag. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she can't just work one corner, she has to work all four.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she can't lose weight, only find it.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. They both swallowed a lot of semen. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she can't tie her own shoes.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How did the blonde burn her nose? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Bobbing for chips. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.