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[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street *-

[Jolly Rancher]

I asked her what she was doing *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says *-

[Jolly Rancher]

DING! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC *-

[Jolly Rancher]

she has to lick other people's fingers! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said *-

[Jolly Rancher]

What ya doin'? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

She said *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Buying luggage. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside *-

[Jolly Rancher]

she ran outside with a spoon *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A It's not real bright *-

[Jolly Rancher]

but its cheap *-

[Jolly Rancher]

and spreads easy. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Between the two of us *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.

[Jolly Rancher]

we can make a lot of money. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How does a blonde part their hair? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. By doing the splits. *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, I shot the bitch and Crisco came out.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Nothing *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? *-

[born4porn]

Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Humpme Dumpme *-