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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 01:28 AM

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 01:29 AM

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 01:29 AM

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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**TheSwed** · 05-21-2004, 01:30 AM

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 01:30 AM

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 01:31 AM

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 01:31 AM

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 01:32 AM

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 01:32 AM

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 01:33 AM

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 01:34 AM

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 01:34 AM

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 01:35 AM

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 01:36 AM

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-21-2004, 01:37 AM

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

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