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[Jolly Rancher]

A. The blonde has the higher sperm count. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How is a blonde like peanut-butter? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. They spread for the bread. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! *-

[punker barbie]

Jolly Rancher did u have too much candy? LOL

[fudpuck]

Die post...die!

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! *-

[punker barbie]

Originally posted by Jolly Rancher
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! *-

thats just sad! LOL

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication *-

[Jolly Rancher]

she put "Hooked on Phonics." *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

she took the 22 twice instead. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. *-

[SomeCreep]

Its a shame people like Smokey exist.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead *-

[Jolly Rancher]

talking about she was trying to makeup her mind. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. *-

[TheSwed]

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. *-