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  • Jolly Rancher
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2004
    • 1996

    #2801
    A. Frosted Flakes *-

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    • Jolly Rancher
      So Fucking Banned
      • May 2004
      • 1996

      #2802
      Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? *-

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      • Jolly Rancher
        So Fucking Banned
        • May 2004
        • 1996

        #2803
        Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? *-

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        • Jolly Rancher
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2004
          • 1996

          #2804
          A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. *-

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          • Corleone
            C.R.E.A.M
            • Apr 2003
            • 15262

            #2805
            oh funny blonde jokes ;)

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            • Jolly Rancher
              So Fucking Banned
              • May 2004
              • 1996

              #2806
              A. They both swallowed a lot of semen. *-

              Comment

              • Jolly Rancher
                So Fucking Banned
                • May 2004
                • 1996

                #2807
                Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? *-

                Comment

                • Jolly Rancher
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 1996

                  #2808
                  A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. *-

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                  • Jolly Rancher
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • May 2004
                    • 1996

                    #2809
                    Q. How did the blonde burn her nose? *-

                    Comment

                    • Jolly Rancher
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • May 2004
                      • 1996

                      #2810
                      A. Bobbing for chips. *-

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                      • Jolly Rancher
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • May 2004
                        • 1996

                        #2811
                        Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? *-

                        Comment

                        • Jolly Rancher
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 1996

                          #2812
                          A. Brain tumor. *-

                          Comment

                          • Living For Today
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 3970

                            #2813
                            holy fuckin bright sig.

                            Comment

                            • Jolly Rancher
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • May 2004
                              • 1996

                              #2814
                              Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? *-

                              Comment

                              • Jolly Rancher
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • May 2004
                                • 1996

                                #2815
                                A. So she can have a doggie bag for later. *-

                                Comment

                                • Jolly Rancher
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 1996

                                  #2816
                                  A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.... *-

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                                  • Jolly Rancher
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • May 2004
                                    • 1996

                                    #2817
                                    Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? *-

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                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 1996

                                      #2818
                                      A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! *-

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                                      • merlin77
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2004
                                        • 546

                                        #2819
                                        OMG! This will never end!
                                        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                        • CinimoD
                                          Registered User
                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 20

                                          #2820
                                          I just hope its not a joke...

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                                          • Jolly Rancher
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • May 2004
                                            • 1996

                                            #2821
                                            Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? *-

                                            Comment

                                            • Jolly Rancher
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 1996

                                              #2822
                                              Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? *-

                                              Comment

                                              • Jolly Rancher
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 1996

                                                #2823
                                                A. FULL *-

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                                                • Jolly Rancher
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 1996

                                                  #2824
                                                  A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. *-

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                                                  • Jolly Rancher
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 1996

                                                    #2825
                                                    Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? *-

                                                    Comment

                                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 1996

                                                      #2826
                                                      Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? *-

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Jolly Rancher
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • May 2004
                                                        • 1996

                                                        #2827
                                                        A. You get to park in the handicap zone. *-

                                                        Comment

                                                        • Jolly Rancher
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 1996

                                                          #2828
                                                          Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? *-

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Jolly Rancher
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • May 2004
                                                            • 1996

                                                            #2829
                                                            Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? *-

                                                            Comment

                                                            • Jolly Rancher
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • May 2004
                                                              • 1996

                                                              #2830
                                                              A. Not everyone has been in a 747? *-

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                                                              • Jolly Rancher
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • May 2004
                                                                • 1996

                                                                #2831
                                                                A. Butter is difficult to spread. *-

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                                                                • Jolly Rancher
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                  • 1996

                                                                  #2832
                                                                  Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? *-

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • Jolly Rancher
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                    • 1996

                                                                    #2833
                                                                    A. Pull the pin and throw it back. *-

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                                                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                      • 1996

                                                                      #2834
                                                                      Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? *-

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                                                                      • Jolly Rancher
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • May 2004
                                                                        • 1996

                                                                        #2835
                                                                        Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? *-

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • Jolly Rancher
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                          • 1996

                                                                          #2836
                                                                          A. A brunette with bad breath. *-

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                                                                          • Jolly Rancher
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • May 2004
                                                                            • 1996

                                                                            #2837
                                                                            Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common? *-

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • Jolly Rancher
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                              • 1996

                                                                              #2838
                                                                              A. The older they get *-

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                                                                              • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • May 2004
                                                                                • 1996

                                                                                #2839
                                                                                the easier they are to pick up. *-

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                                                                                • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                  • 1996

                                                                                  #2840
                                                                                  Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex? *-

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                                                                                  • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                                    • 1996

                                                                                    #2841
                                                                                    A. She opens the car door. *-

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                                                                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                      • 1996

                                                                                      #2842
                                                                                      Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? *-

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                                                                                      • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • May 2004
                                                                                        • 1996

                                                                                        #2843
                                                                                        A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! *-

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                                                                                        • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                          • 1996

                                                                                          #2844
                                                                                          Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? *-

                                                                                          Comment

                                                                                          • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • May 2004
                                                                                            • 1996

                                                                                            #2845
                                                                                            A. Play ball! *-

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                                                                                            • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                              • 1996

                                                                                              #2846
                                                                                              A. You always hear about them but never see them. *-

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                                                                                              • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • May 2004
                                                                                                • 1996

                                                                                                #2847
                                                                                                Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? *-

                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                  • 1996

                                                                                                  #2848
                                                                                                  A. Cause it said concentrate. *-

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                                                                                                  • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                                                    • 1996

                                                                                                    #2849
                                                                                                    Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? *-

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                                                                                                    • Jolly Rancher
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                                      • 1996

                                                                                                      #2850
                                                                                                      A. They know how many went down on the Titanic. *-

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