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[SomeCreep]

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[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street *-

[Jolly Rancher]

she said "Moving." *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said *-

[Jolly Rancher]

What ya doin'? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Buying luggage. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign *-

[Jolly Rancher]

she went home and got 16 friends *-

[CinimoD]

Nice flood! :P

[Jolly Rancher]

she ran outside with a spoon *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

but its cheap *-

[Jolly Rancher]

and spreads easy. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Between the two of us *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How does a blonde part their hair? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. By doing the splits. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Nothing *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? *-

[aSStig]

yahoo............ i won................ i won ............... i won................

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Humpme Dumpme *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? *-

[CinimoD]

u crazy monkey!

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. They chip their teeth. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Fertilized *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. More headroom *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Because everyone gets a turn. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The more you bang it *-

[Jolly Rancher]

the looser it gets! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? *-