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[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said *-

[Jolly Rancher]

What ya doin'? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Buying luggage. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign *-

[Jolly Rancher]

she went home and got 16 friends *-

[CinimoD]

Nice flood! :P

[Jolly Rancher]

she ran outside with a spoon *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

but its cheap *-