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[Nanda]

A Blonde's Brain At Work

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

[Nanda]

A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?

Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on the beach?
Because she doesn't want to get sand in her Busch

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! *-

[Nanda]

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.

''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''

[Nanda]

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! *-

[Nanda]

Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head room.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. *-

[Nanda]

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. *-

[Nanda]

Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head room.

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. *-

[Nanda]

''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.
''No,'' said the brunette.

''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''

[Jolly Rancher]

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. *-

[Nanda]

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.