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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:37 PM

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:37 PM

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:39 PM

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:40 PM

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:41 PM

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:42 PM

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:43 PM

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:44 PM

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:45 PM

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:46 PM

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:47 PM

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV

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**S P A N N O W** · 05-20-2004, 10:47 PM

**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:48 PM

and watches the couch!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:49 PM

she put "Hooked on Phonics."

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 10:50 PM

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

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