How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?
You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!
My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
Yo mama's so fat, she got pregnant and lost weight!
My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the rats jumped me and the ants stole my wallet
My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
Yo mama's teeth gap so big, she uses a gate for braces
My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC she asked for a bucket of chicken and when the cashier asked what size she wanted, yo mama said "The one on the roof."
My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
whats the difference between your momma and a bag of shit?
....the bag
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