Yo mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex.
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Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.Comment
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Yo mama is so disgusting that every time she bends over to tie her shoes, she's gotta fart!My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerialComment
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Yo mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."Comment
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Your mama's so dumb, she had to have a cook help her make ramen noodles.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."Comment
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Yo mama's so dumb she thought Master P was a special restroom.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couchMy Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so dumb, when god was giving out brains she thought they were milkshakes and asked for extra thick.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.Comment
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Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.Comment
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Yo mama's so dumb, she thought that the the International Dateline was a global dating service.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.Comment
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?
You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, she got pregnant and lost weight!My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the rats jumped me and the ants stole my walletMy Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's teeth gap so big, she uses a gate for bracesMy Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC she asked for a bucket of chicken and when the cashier asked what size she wanted, yo mama said "The one on the roof."My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her.Comment
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someone kill this threadComment
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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.Comment
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Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.Comment
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whats the difference between your momma and a bag of shit?
....the bagSIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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what do you call a fat chinese person?
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just lost TF's prize, maybe I can sneak under the radar on this one...yeah right!
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yo mama's so fat she's using a sleeping bag as a tampax
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