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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 06:14 PM

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 06:15 PM

A. Artificial intelligence.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 06:15 PM

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 06:16 PM

A. A brunette with bad breath.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 06:17 PM

Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 06:17 PM

A. The older they get

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 06:18 PM

the easier they are to pick up.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 06:18 PM

Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 06:19 PM

A. She opens the car door.

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 06:20 PM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 06:20 PM

A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 06:21 PM

Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 06:21 PM

A. Play ball!

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 06:22 PM

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

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**Jolly Rancher** · 05-20-2004, 06:23 PM

A. You always hear about them but never see them.

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