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[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Humpme Dumpme *-

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Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. More leg-room! *-

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[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Fertilized *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. More headroom *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Because everyone gets a turn. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. The more you bang it *-

[S P A N N O W]

[Jolly Rancher]

the looser it gets! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Frosted Flakes *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. An airbag. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? *-

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[Jolly Rancher]

A. They both swallowed a lot of semen. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? *-

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do i win?

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How did the blonde burn her nose? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Bobbing for chips. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. So she can have a doggie bag for later. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.... *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. "Way to go team!" *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. FULL *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? *-

[Jolly Rancher]

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? *-