Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? :mad: :ak47: *-

A. They both swallowed a lot of semen. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. :mad: :ak47: *-

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Q. How did the blonde burn her nose? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

A. Bobbing for chips. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? :1orglaugh

A. Brain tumor. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

A: That's not funny!
:1orglaugh

Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Did you hear about the guy who drove his Ford Chevy truck into the lake?

It sank... like a rock! :1orglaugh :warning :glugglug

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? :warning

A: Question marks. :1orglaugh :Graucho

A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.... :eek7 :evil-laug *-

What animal should you never play cards with? :warning

A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

A cheetah! :warning :1orglaugh

Why should volleyballers work at the cemetery? :warning :Graucho

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

They're good at digging! :thumbsup :Graucho :warning

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

A. FULL :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Your cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back! :1orglaugh :thumbsup :warning

Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn?t hear her correctly and says, ?Come again?? The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, ?Oh, no it?s just mustard this time.? :1orglaugh :thumbsup :Graucho

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms. ?Yes we do,? he says. ?Would you like to buy some?? ?No,? she replies. ?But do you mind if I wait around until someone does??

A. So she could lip read. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

The top ten reasons why the television is better than the World Wide Web


1. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.
:Graucho

Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

2. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

:thumbsup :1orglaugh

3. You just can't find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

:warning :Graucho

A. Pregnant :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

:thumbsup :warning

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? :mad: :ak47: *-

5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.

:1orglaugh :warning

Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.


:warning :thumbsup :1orglaugh

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7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

:warning

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV.

:Graucho :1orglaugh

A. Pull the pin and throw it back. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message?

:Graucho :thumbsup

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels. :warning :thumbsup

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

A. A brunette with bad breath. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-