:Kissmy What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :feels-hot

This thread is whacked. I'm just here burning time until i leave for vegas baby!!!

:eatmouse Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg? :hi

:smokin Darling. :karaoke

can't let HIM WIN

:repuke we can make a lot of money. :rasta

:ticking Because they deserve them. :xomunch

:ak47: Q. How does a blonde part their hair? :cool-as-a

:spawn Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :Grrrrrr

:girl Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? :ugone2far

:question Only one. To slam the car boot shut. :winkwink:

:Grrrrrr they haven't met! :Graucho

:girl Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' :1orglaugh

:Kissmy A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. :Graucho

:arcadefre Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :xomunch

:pimp Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? :Note

:smokin A. Humpme Dumpme :disgust

:stop A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :boid

:waaaaahh Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? :smokin

:disgust The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' :ticking

:sadcrying Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? :cool-as-a

:NopeNope The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :Kissmy

:moon 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :sadcrying

:waaaaahh Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? :rainfro

:disgust 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :321GFY

:pimp What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :boid

:angel Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? :winkwink:

:2 cents: It's ass. :disgust

:mad: Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob? :evil-laug

:girl A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :Oh crap

:zzwhip A. Because everyone gets a turn. :2 cents:

:sadcrying What's brown and sticky? :GFYBand

:karaoke Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? :2 cents:

:Buck: A stick. :arcadefre

:moon A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. :ugone2far

:boid What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :tongue:

:eek2 Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? :cool-as-a

:spawn If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :warning

:spawn A. The more you bang it :Note

:Note You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :eyecrazy

:spawn Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? :drinkup

:cool-as-a It was so cold :question

:thumbsup A. Frosted Flakes :feels-hot

:GFYBand the town flasher ran up and described himself. :rainfro

:girl Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? :sadcrying

:spawn What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :hi

:drinkup A. An airbag. :zzwhip

:arcadefre Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? :zzwhip

:Oh crap A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :Note

:cool-as-a A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. :1orglaugh