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Old 05-21-2004, 06:03 PM   #5601
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:03 PM   #5602
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A. you're an idiot
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:04 PM   #5603
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think a stock tip is advice on wormin your hogs.
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:04 PM   #5604
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:04 PM   #5605
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:04 PM   #5606
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A. practice.
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:05 PM   #5607
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. . . you think Ross Perot is how your cousin Ross got out of jail early.
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:05 PM   #5608
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:05 PM   #5609
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:05 PM   #5610
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A. To cover the valve stem.
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:06 PM   #5611
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:06 PM   #5612
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:06 PM   #5613
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:07 PM   #5614
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. . . you think a woman who is 'out of your league' bowls on a different night.
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:07 PM   #5615
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A. It takes too long to retrain them.
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:08 PM   #5616
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:08 PM   #5617
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:09 PM   #5618
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A. They spread for the bread.
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:09 PM   #5619
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:10 PM   #5620
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Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:10 PM   #5621
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:11 PM   #5622
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it's not time.
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:11 PM   #5623
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:12 PM   #5624
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A: He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips...
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:12 PM   #5625
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WWhat is the difference between a whore
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:13 PM   #5626
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Q: How do you ruin St. Paddy's day for an Irishman?
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:13 PM   #5627
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A: Make him the designated driver.
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:13 PM   #5628
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and a blonde?
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:14 PM   #5629
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A: Ric O'Shea!!
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:15 PM   #5630
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Aren't you done yet?
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:15 PM   #5631
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:15 PM   #5632
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:16 PM   #5633
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Are you done ALREADY?
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:16 PM   #5634
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:16 PM   #5635
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:17 PM   #5636
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:17 PM   #5637
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:18 PM   #5638
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and throw a match at it........ WOOF.
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:18 PM   #5639
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I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:18 PM   #5640
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:19 PM   #5641
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:19 PM   #5642
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:19 PM   #5643
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:20 PM   #5644
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Then cut it with a band saw. MEEOOW.
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:20 PM   #5645
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I'm late for work because I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop reliving sunday (tight up until the explosion). I was able to exit from the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source by exactly e*log(pi) clocks while simultaneously rapping my dog on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. This was strange as I don't own a dog. Accordingly I will be late for work
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:21 PM   #5646
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A. Nothing...it just waved.
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:21 PM   #5647
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Patrick was in charge of Bingo at his church. He called the numbers in Latin so the Pritestants wouldn't win.
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:22 PM   #5649
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:22 PM   #5650
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