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dav555add · 03-28-2004, 10:11 PM

When you enter a public restroom and have to touch the nasty slimy door knob, do you wash your hand before taking a piss?

Also, after you have washed your hands, do you use paper to open the door knowing that some nasty mother fucker probably took a dump, wiped his ass and touched the door knob without washing his hands...

AZN 4 Lyfe · 03-28-2004, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by dav555add
When you enter a public restroom and have to touch the nasty slimy door knob, do you wash your hand before taking a piss?

Also, after you have washed your hands, do you use paper to open the door knowing that some nasty mother fucker probably took a dump, wiped his ass and touched the door knob without washing his hands...

dav555add · 03-28-2004, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe

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421Fill · 03-28-2004, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by dav555add
When you enter a public restroom and have to touch the nasty slimy door knob, do you wash your hand before taking a piss?

Also, after you have washed your hands, do you use paper to open the door knowing that some nasty mother fucker probably took a dump, wiped his ass and touched the door knob without washing his hands...

I'm almost obsessive compulsive when it comes to public restrooms.. if they have paper towels, then yeah, I use one to open the door as I leave. I freaking hate it when they only have the stupid fucking air dryers, and will only use those restrooms in extreme emergencies.

DreamCumTrue · 03-28-2004, 10:15 PM

They say the only way to get out of the public restroom without getting germs is to get your paper towel first, turn on the sink, get the soap, SCRUB your hands, dry them, turn the water off with the towel, open the door handle with the paper towel then throw it out.

nofx · 03-28-2004, 10:15 PM

it really makes no sense to wash your hands after using the public restroom because you have to turn off the sink knob and touch the door knob to leave again.

dav555add · 03-28-2004, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by turbo

I'm almost obsessive compulsive when it comes to public restrooms.. if they have paper towels, then yeah, I use one to open the door as I leave. I freaking hate it when they only have the stupid fucking air dryers, and will only use those restrooms in extreme emergencies.

I always take in a couple of nakpins before going in, cuz you never know

nofx · 03-28-2004, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by turbo

I'm almost obsessive compulsive when it comes to public restrooms.. if they have paper towels, then yeah, I use one to open the door as I leave. I freaking hate it when they only have the stupid fucking air dryers, and will only use those restrooms in extreme emergencies.

how would you know if they dont have paper towels until its to late and you're already in the bathroom?

haha, do you just stay there until someone else comes and and run out while the door is still open?

dav555add · 03-28-2004, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by nofx
it really makes no sense to wash your hands after using the public restroom because you have to turn off the sink knob and touch the door knob to leave again.

Well, it's ok after you take a piss, you know your dick's clean, but after, well you know...
Have an extra piece of paper to turn off the water knob

421Fill · 03-28-2004, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by nofx

how would you know if they dont have paper towels until its to late and you're already in the bathroom?

haha, do you just stay there until someone else comes and and run out while the door is still open?

lol, no. I simply don't go in all the way. Or if they have a lever type handle, I'll use my fucking foot.

pimplink · 03-29-2004, 02:37 AM

That is just so nasty!

stephanie m. · 03-29-2004, 02:46 AM

I was my hands as much as possible. But there are so many things that are out of my control that I try not to worry about it. Such as, the amount of insect parts in my food

ackilles · 03-29-2004, 02:53 AM

I wipe my ass WITH my hand then open the door.

sixxxth_sense · 03-29-2004, 02:55 AM

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Originally posted by dav555add
When you enter a public restroom and have to touch the nasty slimy door knob, do you wash your hand before taking a piss?

Also, after you have washed your hands, do you use paper to open the door knowing that some nasty mother fucker probably took a dump, wiped his ass and touched the door knob without washing his hands...

I think its just better if u stayed indoors. lock ur self in!

Babagirls · 03-29-2004, 03:02 AM

im a cook at a resturant 2 days a week and since i started 2 yrs ago, i have become a FREAK about washing my hands and hygene all together!!! the tapes they make you watch are fuckin gross!

if those dont make you wanna live in a shower, i dont know what will

hova · 03-29-2004, 03:06 AM

I am a complete hygiene freak, I even try to avoid touching toilet doors. I try to push it open with my shoe, or I try to shoot the mofo open with my shotgun

LiveDose · 03-29-2004, 03:10 AM

I fuckin' hate using public restrooms. I've seen way too many slobs come out of stalls after taking dumps and head straight for the door.

It's sad when public restrooms have to have signs reminding employees to wash their hands.

KRL · 03-29-2004, 03:13 AM

I'm very careful in public restrooms. Always wash my hands and now when I see someone who doesn't I say something to them. Most times they give me the fuck you look back though.

dodint · 03-29-2004, 03:19 AM

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Originally posted by LiveDose

It's sad when public restrooms have to have signs reminding employees to wash their hands.

Those signs are there to make the customers feel safer. 9 times out of 10, the employees use their own back of the house bathroom. It's this same mentality that caused it to be law for food production employees to wear vinyl/latex gloves, even though health inspectors are rightfully against it.

KDizzla · 03-29-2004, 03:54 AM

I try not to think about that shit you germophobe.

Living For Today · 03-29-2004, 03:57 AM

lmao. this is a fucking hilarious post. i personally couldnt give a fuck. im not like madonna or whoever it was that needed a new toilet seat for every time she took a dump.

Lykos · 03-29-2004, 04:47 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
I'm very careful in public restrooms. Always wash my hands and now when I see someone who doesn't I say something to them. Most times they give me the fuck you look back though.

adamneve · 03-29-2004, 04:51 AM

i use paper in order to open the water as well

Raf1 · 03-29-2004, 04:52 AM

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Originally posted by ackilles
I wipe my ass WITH my hand then open the door.

dav555add · 03-29-2004, 04:53 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
I'm very careful in public restrooms. Always wash my hands and now when I see someone who doesn't I say something to them. Most times they give me the fuck you look back though.

Last time at TGIF, I see that waiter dude coming out of the john's and heading straight for the door. I follow him and see him going straight to clear plates and glasses from a table full of people. Now I know he just took a dump, cuz it kinda smelled bad

I started asking him loudly why he did not wash his hands after taking a dump, the dude becomes agitated, the manager comes around, now every body is listening to this.
The fucken manager called the cops and I was escorted out.
Next day, I call my buddy who is a lawyer and I sue them, 72 hours letter I get a phone call from my lawyer saying they offered $5k to drop the suit. I said "Hell yeah" and we decided to split the loot evenly....

2 weeks later, I went to pick up a wanna be model at the same restaurant, and lo and behold; the same mofo waiter is still working there

Paul Waters · 03-29-2004, 05:05 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
I'm very careful in public restrooms. Always wash my hands and now when I see someone who doesn't I say something to them. Most times they give me the fuck you look back though.

Their parents tought them to not piss all over their hands!

media · 03-29-2004, 05:05 AM

I generally push the door open with my elbow or sholder, then I take a piss or dump, wash/dry my hands, then I use a paper towel or toilet paper to open the door back up..

Never know whats on them doors.. Hepatitis can live on a door for a year if it's not properly cleaned...

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 05:11 AM

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Originally posted by dav555add
When you enter a public restroom and have to touch the nasty slimy door knob, do you wash your hand before taking a piss?

Also, after you have washed your hands, do you use paper to open the door knowing that some nasty mother fucker probably took a dump, wiped his ass and touched the door knob without washing his hands...

Yeah, I am a freak when it comes to washing my hands. The first thing I do when I get up is wash my hands, then take a shower, then wash them again before I go out the door. I wash them before I eat, when I get home, before I do anything really. Not washing your hands regularly is gross.

DarkJedi · 03-29-2004, 05:16 AM

I open toilet doors with a kick.

Roger · 03-29-2004, 05:18 AM

I was my hands whenever I touch anything that might not be clean

Platinumpimp · 03-29-2004, 05:22 AM

I usually try to avoid public restrooms heheheh

seriously, but on a regular cleaned toiletseat are less bacterials than on the average keyboard (!)

Dirty F · 03-29-2004, 05:23 AM

Yesterday evening i was eating with a buddy in a restaurant. He went upstairs to the toilets and when he walked in there was this guy with his pants around his ankles washing his dick in the sink.

TweetyBird · 03-29-2004, 05:24 AM

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Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
I usually try to avoid public restrooms heheheh

seriously, but on a regular cleaned toiletseat are less bacterials than on the average keyboard (!)

interesting, I did not know that

doornx · 03-29-2004, 05:38 AM

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Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
I usually try to avoid public restrooms heheheh

seriously, but on a regular cleaned toiletseat are less bacterials than on the average keyboard (!)

don't you ever clean your keyboard bro? don't even mention your mouse

KRL · 03-29-2004, 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by Battuss
Yesterday evening i was eating with a buddy in a restaurant. He went upstairs to the toilets and when he walked in there was this guy with his pants around his ankles washing his dick in the sink.

KRL · 03-29-2004, 08:48 AM

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Originally posted by doornx

don't you ever clean your keyboard bro? don't even mention your mouse

I use those wipies to disinfect and clean my keyboards and mice once a day.

This will be hard for many to believe but researchers have shown that keyboards actually have more germs, bacteria and viruses on them then most public toilets do because most people never clean them.

loverboy · 03-29-2004, 08:50 AM

always carry a hand-sanitizer...

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Living For Today Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,970	lmao. this is a fucking hilarious post. i personally couldnt give a fuck. im not like madonna or whoever it was that needed a new toilet seat for every time she took a dump.

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