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Oracle Porn · 03-26-2004, 07:52 PM

anyone?

klik · 03-26-2004, 07:55 PM

don't fall for that bullshit... only 13 year old kids buy that shit.

Oracle Porn · 03-26-2004, 08:24 PM

i got nothing to smoke right now
so when those dumbasses aint got no weed i would be satisfied with the substance.

Spunky · 03-26-2004, 08:25 PM

Go smoke some teabags

nofx · 03-26-2004, 08:30 PM

what kind of effects(if any) does that fake look-a-like weed have when you smoke it?

i've never tried it and always wondered why people would buy that shit.

Rob · 03-26-2004, 08:31 PM

I have a real good bud from Mexico and he says that he's legal but I've never actually seen his greencard.

cluck · 03-26-2004, 08:35 PM

Blue lotus has a nice codeine like dreamy feeling. Close your eyes and your body will feel like you're floating on a cloud. It's cheap too. I love the stuff. Roll a joint or smoke a bowl of it and you'll be sitting pretty.

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Better yet, buy the crystal resin and prepare for a nice opium like sensation

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Some Salvia Divinorum will make you trip like you never have before. Imagine taking 6 hits of acid and crunching it into a 15 minute period. That's what one hit of this awesome stuff will do to you.

http://www.iamshaman.com/eshop/10Exp...ctCode=B10X-1G

OR buy the tincure and drop some of it on some of those "legal buds". Or even just drop some under your tongue. It's less intense this way but it lasts longer and you'll be in trip land for around 2 hours

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Oracle Porn · 03-26-2004, 08:42 PM

cool site
im gonna buy the lotus!

Candice · 03-26-2004, 08:48 PM

Find someone that can get Canadian Chronic, it's legal in Canada, but expensive as hell here...two hits will keep you stoned all night long.....so I hear

cluck · 03-26-2004, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
cool site
im gonna buy the lotus!

Try some salvia too. I only ordered from them once but they threw a small bag in. It was crazy. I hit it sitting in my car, all the sudden the sidewalk started curling up, turned into a steamroller and started rolling over me, over and over again. By that point it was on a black background. Then it turned into a big wheel made of marching red ants. I could feel every little leg rolling all over my body. I started coming to a few minutes later and got out of my car. Looked on the ground and there was a shadow in the shape of an ant. I went over to my friends and they all looked like there were ants crawling around their silhouettes. Not real ants, but solid red silhouettes of ants. THEN everything turned into legos. The real world, but made of legos. A few minutes later I felt perfectly normal.

FUCKED UP.

MistressLuna · 03-26-2004, 08:57 PM

There is no fake buds!! If you dont have any grow some

Rob · 03-26-2004, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by cluck

Try some salvia too. I only ordered from them once but they threw a small bag in. It was crazy. I hit it sitting in my car, all the sudden the sidewalk started curling up, turned into a steamroller and started rolling over me, over and over again. By that point it was on a black background. Then it turned into a big wheel made of marching red ants. I could feel every little leg rolling all over my body. I started coming to a few minutes later and got out of my car. Looked on the ground and there was a shadow in the shape of an ant. I went over to my friends and they all looked like there were ants crawling around their silhouettes. Not real ants, but solid red silhouettes of ants. THEN everything turned into legos. The real world, but made of legos. A few minutes later I felt perfectly normal.

FUCKED UP.

Do you work for or have any affiliation with that site? You're describing it the same way a used car dealer would a Delorian. I just bought some of that Salvia and if I don't see sidewalks bending and walls breathing, we're going to have problems, you and me.

Rob · 03-26-2004, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by MistressLuna
There is no fake buds!! If you dont have any grow some

By any chance are you Mistress Luna Sea?

nofx · 03-26-2004, 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid

Do you work for or have any affiliation with that site? You're describing it the same way a used car dealer would a Delorian. I just bought some of that Salvia and if I don't see sidewalks bending and walls breathing, we're going to have problems, you and me.

you will freak out on salvia, i promise.

i've seen people take a hit of Salvia and start freaking out like crazy. this one girl stood up and started spinning in ciricles in the middle of the room saying she was a windmill hahah.

the high only lasts a few minutes then fades away.

cluck · 03-26-2004, 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid

Do you work for or have any affiliation with that site? You're describing it the same way a used car dealer would a Delorian. I just bought some of that Salvia and if I don't see sidewalks bending and walls breathing, we're going to have problems, you and me.

No man but I used to be a major stoner until I got busted. We would put together money and order large amounts and trip our balls off. That site has always had the best shit. Hell just by word of mouth we probably generated them alot of cash.

If you bought the 10x you SHOULD break through like I did. Take a big hit all at once. Use a torch lighter, you have to burn it HOT. It's not that easy for me to totally trip out on it, but a nice toke will do me in.

But on the other hand I had a friend who would smoke the regular, not chemically enhanced form and she'd always be on the floor swimming for a half hour. She'd come back with crazy stories about purple jellyfish and shit. Once we even called her cell phone, she picked it up and talked to her while she was right there. She described her trip very matter of factly and totally coherently while continuing to swim on the floor. THAT was a strange situation.

Rob · 03-26-2004, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by nofx

you will freak out on salvia, i promise.

I'm taking your word, bro. If not, I've been dying to try out my garden weasel on someone.

Rob · 03-26-2004, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by cluck

No man but I used to be a major stoner until I got busted. We would put together money and order large amounts and trip our balls off. That site has always had the best shit. Hell just by word of mouth we probably generated them alot of cash.

If you bought the 10x you SHOULD break through like I did. Take a big hit all at once. Use a torch lighter, you have to burn it HOT. It's not that easy for me to totally trip out on it, but a nice toke will do me in.

But on the other hand I had a friend who would smoke the regular, not chemically enhanced form and she'd always be on the floor swimming for a half hour. She'd come back with crazy stories about purple jellyfish and shit. Once we even called her cell phone, she picked it up and talked to her while she was right there. She described her trip very matter of factly and totally coherently while continuing to swim on the floor. THAT was a strange situation.

Holy Shit! I'm excited now! I'm glad I picked the rush shipping! I should have it by Monday or Tuesday...I'll report back then.

{-_-} · 03-26-2004, 09:05 PM

Salvia, but it is in no way shape or form a recreational substance. It may bring you to a place and show you things you are not prepared to see. With that in mind, grab the 15x extract, torch lighter, and have at it

cluck · 03-26-2004, 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by {-_-}
Salvia, but it is in no way shape or form a recreational substance. It may bring you to a place and show you things you are not prepared to see. With that in mind, grab the 15x extract, torch lighter, and have at it

Yeah dude. You know people are putting it on blotters now. On other message boards you can find do it yourself extractions that leave you either with crystals or a liquid you can strain through paper and stick it under your tongue. It's like 100x extract. You could even smoke the blotter. A quick hit with no taste and you're GONE!

Oracle Porn · 03-26-2004, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by cluck

Try some salvia too. I only ordered from them once but they threw a small bag in. It was crazy. I hit it sitting in my car, all the sudden the sidewalk started curling up, turned into a steamroller and started rolling over me, over and over again. By that point it was on a black background. Then it turned into a big wheel made of marching red ants. I could feel every little leg rolling all over my body. I started coming to a few minutes later and got out of my car. Looked on the ground and there was a shadow in the shape of an ant. I went over to my friends and they all looked like there were ants crawling around their silhouettes. Not real ants, but solid red silhouettes of ants. THEN everything turned into legos. The real world, but made of legos. A few minutes later I felt perfectly normal.

FUCKED UP.

do you smoke it, eat it or what?

nofx · 03-26-2004, 09:09 PM

just get the 20x, the highest grade salvia there is, YOU WILL TRIP BALLS!

Rob · 03-26-2004, 09:09 PM

Damn, I'll almost as excited as the day my mail order bride came via UPS!!!

Rob · 03-26-2004, 09:11 PM

Fuck, I only got the 10x. Is that still good?

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cluck · 03-26-2004, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

do you smoke it, eat it or what?

Smoked a bowl of it. If you eat it it doesn't work, but you can suck on the leaves like chewing tobacco. If you do that you won't go into another universe, but the world around you will change, more like acid but a different feeling.

The body high is also VERY intense. You feel "salvia gravity".

The best way to describe it is instead of walking on the outside of a sphere you're dead in the middle. All the inner walls have gravity and they're pulling you. You don't really lose balance but you feel like a magnet's pulling on you from all directions. You can also feel like your body is liquid and rippling.

That sensation lasts way longer than the actual trip.

cluck · 03-26-2004, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Fuck, I only got the 10x. Is that still good?

***********************************
Order Details:

Non-Standardized "10x" Salvia Extract
Product Code: B10X-1G
Qty: 1 @ $9.99 = $9.99

Order Totals:

$9.99 Sub Total
$0.00 Sales Tax
$4.95 Shipping
$14.94 Order Total

Thank you for shopping at IAmShaman Shop.

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10X is what I've used. Once you break into salvia space it's all the same as I understand.

Oracle Porn · 03-26-2004, 09:19 PM

can you roll the lotus as a joint?

cluck · 03-27-2004, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
can you roll the lotus as a joint?

Yeah actually I think that works better. I've smoked bowls of it and it worked, but joints are better. Maybe a bowl burns too hot and destroys some of the chemical?

DTK · 03-27-2004, 04:50 PM

They sell shrooms...amanita, no less. I wonder how they get away with that...

brizzad · 03-27-2004, 04:57 PM

me and a few friends tried salvia...

i thought everything was a musical instrument and if i didnt keep playing all the instruments we'd all die...

brizzad · 03-27-2004, 05:00 PM

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cluck · 03-27-2004, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by DTK
They sell shrooms...amanita, no less. I wonder how they get away with that...

Amanita is legal for non recreational purposes. It's NOT the shrooms you're thinking about though. These are an anticloringenic/delerient and they can be dangerous. Similar to benadryl abuse. Rather than tripping you become totally delerious and it can be VERY scary.

Paul · 03-27-2004, 06:56 PM

Cluck whats the deal with Salvia ? I've read its like cannabis in the sense that it doesn't do any long term damage to the brain. What are your experiences the next day after taking Salvia ? I've always been interested in trying Salvia but I think I'd be enclined to freak out if reality started to turn into a cartoon

asuna · 03-27-2004, 06:57 PM

do you smoke it in a waterpipe or roll it up and smoke it?

stev0 · 03-27-2004, 07:40 PM

wow, salvia sounds pretty sweet... and it's legal too. I tried Morning Glory once and it was a big waste of time, so i pretty much discredited all "legal" drugs.

Although ephedrine works wonders (to bad it's illegal in the US now).

DTK · 03-27-2004, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by cluck

Amanita is legal for non recreational purposes. It's NOT the shrooms you're thinking about though. These are an anticloringenic/delerient and they can be dangerous. Similar to benadryl abuse. Rather than tripping you become totally delerious and it can be VERY scary.

Interesting....I've always thought that Amanita were simply really strong shrooms with a unique character. Know what I mean?

asuna · 03-27-2004, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
do you smoke it in a waterpipe or roll it up and smoke it?

Oracle Porn · 03-27-2004, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by cluck

Yeah actually I think that works better. I've smoked bowls of it and it worked, but joints are better. Maybe a bowl burns too hot and destroys some of the chemical?

count blingula · 03-27-2004, 08:56 PM

dude, are you serious? just scrape your bowl!

exspamr · 03-27-2004, 08:57 PM

i tried some of that shit when i was on probation a few years ago just for the fuck of it and a lot of it is garbage... based on my recollection these are the reviews (all products purchased from gallerio.net):
hydro - fucking garbage, tasted like shit and gave 0 buzz
weede - pretty decent but only good for a short buzz
wacky weed - same thing as weede but it had saliva mixed in with it... it could be pretty good and lasted longer than weede... i had a few really trippy highs on this shit
vision quest - sucked, might as well have been potpouri

i dont remember the other brand names but the only stuff worth a shit was wacky weed

asuna · 03-27-2004, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

I meant the Salvia actaully

Jdoughs · 03-27-2004, 10:49 PM

what a waste of a read this post was

cluck · 03-28-2004, 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by Coatsy
Cluck whats the deal with Salvia ? I've read its like cannabis in the sense that it doesn't do any long term damage to the brain. What are your experiences the next day after taking Salvia ? I've always been interested in trying Salvia but I think I'd be enclined to freak out if reality started to turn into a cartoon

After trying it once or twice in a night, there's really no effects the day after. It's very short lasting. By the time you trip out you're getting incapacitated anyway so you probably wouldn't jump out a window or anything.

It CAN be scary though. I'm on an SSRI and for some reason noone has bad trips while on that. One time though for a friend of mine everything in the world morphed into tons of duplicates of a guy who violently raped her and they all started chasing her. Fucked up.

woj · 03-28-2004, 01:26 AM

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Napolean · 03-28-2004, 01:35 AM

always interesting reading this sorta stuff..

anyone ever trip out on ambien?

Turboface · 03-28-2004, 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by klik
don't fall for that bullshit... only 13 year old kids buy that shit.

Agreed.

exspamr · 03-28-2004, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by Napolean
always interesting reading this sorta stuff..

anyone ever trip out on ambien?

ambien is fucking garbage... it doesnt even do what its intended to do, you really have to put a big fucking effort into going to sleep... it fucking sucks, then if you dont get at least 8 hours of sleep you feel like a big pile of shit the next day... i hate ambien

Ironhorse · 03-28-2004, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by cluck
Blue lotus has a nice codeine like dreamy feeling. Close your eyes and your body will feel like you're floating on a cloud. It's cheap too.

Sounds a lot like sleep which is free still and no side-effects at all, webmasters should try it sometime

Paul · 03-28-2004, 06:55 AM

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Originally posted by cluck

After trying it once or twice in a night, there's really no effects the day after. It's very short lasting. By the time you trip out you're getting incapacitated anyway so you probably wouldn't jump out a window or anything.

It CAN be scary though. I'm on an SSRI and for some reason noone has bad trips while on that. One time though for a friend of mine everything in the world morphed into tons of duplicates of a guy who violently raped her and they all started chasing her. Fucked up.

Interesting stuff, cheers

Odin · 03-28-2004, 07:08 AM

Hmmm... Interesting.

Odin · 03-28-2004, 07:17 AM

Hmmm... Interesting.

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cluck Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,248	Blue lotus has a nice codeine like dreamy feeling. Close your eyes and your body will feel like you're floating on a cloud. It's cheap too. I love the stuff. Roll a joint or smoke a bowl of it and you'll be sitting pretty. http://www.iamshaman.com/eshop/10Exp...Code=BLF-1/2OZ Better yet, buy the crystal resin and prepare for a nice opium like sensation http://www.iamshaman.com/eshop/10Exp...uctCode=BLR-1G Some Salvia Divinorum will make you trip like you never have before. Imagine taking 6 hits of acid and crunching it into a 15 minute period. That's what one hit of this awesome stuff will do to you. http://www.iamshaman.com/eshop/10Exp...ctCode=B10X-1G OR buy the tincure and drop some of it on some of those "legal buds". Or even just drop some under your tongue. It's less intense this way but it lasts longer and you'll be in trip land for around 2 hours http://www.iamshaman.com/eshop/10Exp...uctCode=SE-HOZ __________________ icq 279990726 www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity

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Paul Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 2,637	Cluck whats the deal with Salvia ? I've read its like cannabis in the sense that it doesn't do any long term damage to the brain. What are your experiences the next day after taking Salvia ? I've always been interested in trying Salvia but I think I'd be enclined to freak out if reality started to turn into a cartoon

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exspamr Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,427	i tried some of that shit when i was on probation a few years ago just for the fuck of it and a lot of it is garbage... based on my recollection these are the reviews (all products purchased from gallerio.net): hydro - fucking garbage, tasted like shit and gave 0 buzz weede - pretty decent but only good for a short buzz wacky weed - same thing as weede but it had saliva mixed in with it... it could be pretty good and lasted longer than weede... i had a few really trippy highs on this shit vision quest - sucked, might as well have been potpouri i dont remember the other brand names but the only stuff worth a shit was wacky weed

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