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Art Del Gado · 03-26-2004, 02:55 PM

My girlfriend sent me this today... not sure if you've heard this, I just had to share

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from "Boyfriend 5.0" to "Husband 1.0" and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB
3.0, and NBA 3.6.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate:

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

Remember, though, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly 10.8. Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in- Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

P.S. Please be aware that Husband 2.0 is currently in Beta Testing and is due to be released by the end of the year; However, it is still unclear at this time as to whether performance will be enhanced significantly over Husband 1.0. Please let me know if you would like to be a Beta Tester without having to commit to the final version.

savas · 03-26-2004, 04:05 PM

and toooo long

uvort · 03-26-2004, 04:06 PM

pretty funny

Head · 03-26-2004, 04:13 PM

Not bad.

03-26-2004, 02:55 PM	#1
Art Del Gado Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 960	this is toooo funny.. My girlfriend sent me this today... not sure if you've heard this, I just had to share Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from "Boyfriend 5.0" to "Husband 1.0" and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate: First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. Remember, though, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly 10.8. Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in- Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support P.S. Please be aware that Husband 2.0 is currently in Beta Testing and is due to be released by the end of the year; However, it is still unclear at this time as to whether performance will be enhanced significantly over Husband 1.0. Please let me know if you would like to be a Beta Tester without having to commit to the final version. __________________ Art Del Gado ICQ: 616143

03-26-2004, 04:06 PM	#3
uvort Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Metalcash.com Posts: 3,580	pretty funny __________________ See Sig. 199907143

03-26-2004, 04:13 PM	#4
Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	Not bad. __________________

03-26-2004, 04:05 PM	#2
savas Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,045	and toooo long