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HeebyJeeby · 03-26-2004, 02:00 PM

An old man lived alone in New Mexico. He wanted to
spade his chili garden, but it was very hard work. His
only son, Francisco, who used to help him, was in
prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described
his predicament:

" Oye Francisco, I feeling pretty bat cuz I do not
think I will be able to plant my chili gardenz this
year. I just getting too viejo to dig a garden, but if
you waz here, all mi problemas wood be over. I know
you
wood dig the plot for me.

Siempre, tu poppy "

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

"Dear Poppy, Por favor, no, don't dig up the garden,
that's where I buried the BODIES!

Love, Francisco"

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local
police showed up and dug up the entire area without
finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and
left.

That same day the old man received another letter from
his son.
"Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the chili now. It's the
best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Francisco"

Who said Mexicans were dumb?

Steve · 03-26-2004, 02:01 PM

foolio · 03-26-2004, 02:03 PM

fucking classic

n3in · 03-26-2004, 02:05 PM

brilliant

sixxxth_sense · 03-26-2004, 02:07 PM

nice!!

03-26-2004, 02:00 PM	#1
HeebyJeeby Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Way past normal! Posts: 161	Smart Mexican... An old man lived alone in New Mexico. He wanted to spade his chili garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Francisco, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: " Oye Francisco, I feeling pretty bat cuz I do not think I will be able to plant my chili gardenz this year. I just getting too viejo to dig a garden, but if you waz here, all mi problemas wood be over. I know you wood dig the plot for me. Siempre, tu poppy " A few days later he received a letter from his son: "Dear Poppy, Por favor, no, don't dig up the garden, that's where I buried the BODIES! Love, Francisco" At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. "Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the chili now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Francisco" Who said Mexicans were dumb? __________________ List your fetish sites at http://www.fetishnetwork.net/.

03-26-2004, 02:03 PM	#3
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03-26-2004, 02:01 PM	#2
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03-26-2004, 02:07 PM	#5
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