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georgiagirlz · 03-25-2004, 01:12 PM

The French government just raised the French terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. -Rush Limbaugh

J-Reel · 03-25-2004, 01:13 PM

I like Peaches.

kmanrox · 03-25-2004, 01:13 PM

nastyking · 03-25-2004, 01:14 PM

France Sucks.....plain and simple!

xxxdesign-net · 03-25-2004, 01:14 PM

I didnt know "fuque" was the french translation of "fuck"!

Loryn · 03-25-2004, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by georgiagirlz
The French government just raised the French terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. -Rush Limbaugh

georgiagirlz · 03-25-2004, 01:16 PM

I thought it was pretty funny too....

georgiagirlz · 03-25-2004, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J-Reel
I like Peaches.

Whale, Ah Am the sweetest gawgia peach you'll eva see.

Rob · 03-25-2004, 01:20 PM

georgiagirlz · 03-25-2004, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid

???what are you helping???

georgiagirlz · 03-25-2004, 01:24 PM

www.thoseshirts.com

freaking hilarious! My boyfriend got the Reagan revolution one.

Roger · 03-25-2004, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by georgiagirlz
The French government just raised the French terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. -Rush Limbaugh

Looks like he's still on drugs.

georgiagirlz · 03-25-2004, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roger

Looks like he's still on drugs.

Are you French?

HeebyJeeby · 03-25-2004, 01:28 PM

French Military History in a Nutshell

Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."

Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.

Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.

Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

The Dutch War: Tied.

War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.

War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.

American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".

French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.

The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.

Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.

War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

Roger · 03-25-2004, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by georgiagirlz
Are you French?

No, but I can speak french.

georgiagirlz · 03-25-2004, 01:32 PM

Le pays de la France peut lécher mon âne

Roger · 03-25-2004, 01:37 PM

grow up.

georgiagirlz · 03-25-2004, 01:39 PM

ROGER IS A FRENCH SYMPATHIZER!

zentz · 03-25-2004, 02:20 PM

altavista can speak french too

alcadoudou · 03-25-2004, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by georgiagirlz

www.thoseshirts.com

freaking hilarious! My boyfriend got the Reagan revolution one.

when will US be Free of bush ?

J-Reel · 03-25-2004, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by georgiagirlz

Whale, Ah Am the sweetest gawgia peach you'll eva see.

Pics?

rett11 · 03-25-2004, 07:29 PM

cutting on the French is so played out...come on people.

georgiagirlz · 03-25-2004, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J-Reel

Pics?

I KNOW geocities sucks but you can see some there....

http://www.geocities.com/playpix/home.html

slackologist · 03-25-2004, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by georgiagirlz
The French government just raised the French terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. -Rush Limbaugh

Hawkeye · 03-25-2004, 07:40 PM

If it wasn't for France, we'd be singing "God Save The Queen" instead of "God Bless America".

Mr. Marks · 03-25-2004, 08:58 PM

Let them do whatever they want.

alecb · 03-25-2004, 10:43 PM

it's too bad their are not that many radical/activist liberals "comme moi-meme" in the united states now a days

because the urge to strangle a republican is always there, and someday, i may be forced to act on it

cluck · 03-25-2004, 10:52 PM

Rush would shoot you if he knew you used the F word amongst one of his quotes.

Thank god Air America is coming on wednesday

Le Dieu des bonnes gens · 03-25-2004, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by georgiagirlz

I KNOW geocities sucks but you can see some there....

http://www.geocities.com/playpix/home.html

Honesty matters, this is what YOU have sent to me, You are ONE sexy Bitch.

<img src="http://nocomments.com/owned.jpg">

Le Dieu des bonnes gens · 03-25-2004, 11:04 PM

digifan · 03-25-2004, 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by Le Dieu des bonnes gens
Done

Sig too big

reynold · 03-26-2004, 12:09 AM

Is this some kind of drama?

Ironhorse · 03-26-2004, 12:10 AM

Heh, that's pretty funny, although I'm sure those pills make him constantly giggly

pimplink · 03-26-2004, 12:59 AM

I think I'm gonna run and hide!

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HeebyJeeby Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Way past normal! Posts: 161	French Military History in a Nutshell Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen." Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians. Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots. Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux. The Dutch War: Tied. War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power. War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since. American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting". French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French. The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline. WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song. War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu. Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos. War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

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