Are You A Considerate Driver or an Angry Driver? - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 03-26-2004, 05:12 PM

There are people out there that are very courteous when driving. They'll let you over if you have your turn signal on. They'll let you pull in front of them and all sorts of other cool shit that gives you a positive outlook on humanity in America. Although reported by unamed sources, kindness is not dead in America but instead, thriving on the roads during rush hour.

Then.....

You have those asshole, shitface drivers that will speed up on purpose just to cut off your merge lane. You end up locking up all four and sliding into an orange barrell full of sand or water. Then slowing down to gawk at your mishap. Inconsiderate fucks!

Then you have the ones that you let over and didn't have the common courtesy to give you the, "Thank You" wave or salute. Why are those people so angry? Did someone shit on their face when they were sleeping? Did their ferrets drown? Do their jobs suck? Other than the fact they're driving a 1982 Chevy Cavilier painted a sensual blend of bondo/primer and making a whopping $5.50 an hour at the factory, they have no right to be so angry!

Here's my resolution to the road rage epedimic. I think they should issue an anger test to get your driver's license. It's an easy test to administer. Just turn off the A/C at your local leper colony they've renamed the DMV, and make the applicant wait for 6 hours before they get called up. All this time playing really bad talk radio or music. Any asshole that is harbouring road rage will undoubtedly show his/her true colors and punch someone in the face. They failed the anger test, no license for them. Thank you, come again when you're not angry with the world, Ass Nugget!

To all you nice people, thanks for letting me in!

Horny Dude · 03-26-2004, 05:46 PM

I let people in and obey pretty much all the traffic laws. I know the type you are talking about and I wish they would just give up driving. Plus I see all kinds of people on the cell phone making all types of driving errors! Get off the fucking phone and drive.

herbal logic · 03-26-2004, 05:47 PM

considerate... except to cabs

Jedimaster · 03-26-2004, 05:49 PM

I wanna start a website where people can send in pics of ass hole drivers.

foolio · 03-26-2004, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster
I wanna start a website where people can send in pics of ass hole drivers.

lol - that would be something to see

Nader · 03-26-2004, 05:51 PM

considerate..even after some cuts me off...It's not worth it...I guess you have to not let it get to you...

Rob · 03-26-2004, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster
I wanna start a website where people can send in pics of ass hole drivers.

That would be great! Have RushHourCam.com running overtime! I always thought it would be funny to have little scrolling LCD monitors where you can type shit into and the people see your messages. Of course you'd have to have a couple pre-set comments for certain occasions. That would be a hoot!

nathan_f · 03-26-2004, 05:52 PM

angry driver, everyone else on the road is a retard who i wouldnt trust to tie my shoes..

Jedimaster · 03-26-2004, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid

That would be great! Have RushHourCam.com running overtime! I always thought it would be funny to have little scrolling LCD monitors where you can type shit into and the people see your messages. Of course you'd have to have a couple pre-set comments for certain occasions. That would be a hoot!

Last month i got a new cell phone cam,,,,,that day some ass cuts me off and i took his pic with my phone while giving him the finger

I get 10 % if anyone uses my idea

Rob · 03-26-2004, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster

Last month i got a new cell phone cam,,,,,that day some ass cuts me off and i took his pic with my phone while giving him the finger

I get 10 % if anyone uses my idea

So now we don't have to worry about people just talking on cell phones while driving!!!

Axeman · 03-26-2004, 05:58 PM

considerate till others piss me off. Like driving slow in the left lane.

Jedimaster · 03-26-2004, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid

So now we don't have to worry about people just talking on cell phones while driving!!!

The other day I was stoped at an intersection with a bad accident. I grab the phone and snap a pic of the accident scene. A cop was there directing traffic,,,he walks up to my window and said "it's against the law in NY to use a cell phone without a headset"

I told him i was taking a picture of the accident and showed it to him,,,,hes like,,,"that's cool,,,where did you get it" the light then turned green and i said,,,,"sorry,,,the lights green,,,gotta go"

PSS I get 10% if you start a website with accident pics form your cam phone

03-26-2004, 05:12 PM	#1
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Are You A Considerate Driver or an Angry Driver? There are people out there that are very courteous when driving. They'll let you over if you have your turn signal on. They'll let you pull in front of them and all sorts of other cool shit that gives you a positive outlook on humanity in America. Although reported by unamed sources, kindness is not dead in America but instead, thriving on the roads during rush hour. Then..... You have those asshole, shitface drivers that will speed up on purpose just to cut off your merge lane. You end up locking up all four and sliding into an orange barrell full of sand or water. Then slowing down to gawk at your mishap. Inconsiderate fucks! Then you have the ones that you let over and didn't have the common courtesy to give you the, "Thank You" wave or salute. Why are those people so angry? Did someone shit on their face when they were sleeping? Did their ferrets drown? Do their jobs suck? Other than the fact they're driving a 1982 Chevy Cavilier painted a sensual blend of bondo/primer and making a whopping $5.50 an hour at the factory, they have no right to be so angry! Here's my resolution to the road rage epedimic. I think they should issue an anger test to get your driver's license. It's an easy test to administer. Just turn off the A/C at your local leper colony they've renamed the DMV, and make the applicant wait for 6 hours before they get called up. All this time playing really bad talk radio or music. Any asshole that is harbouring road rage will undoubtedly show his/her true colors and punch someone in the face. They failed the anger test, no license for them. Thank you, come again when you're not angry with the world, Ass Nugget! To all you nice people, thanks for letting me in! __________________

03-26-2004, 05:46 PM	#2
Horny Dude Earn enough to buy coffee Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: San Diego, Ca. Posts: 4,912	I let people in and obey pretty much all the traffic laws. I know the type you are talking about and I wish they would just give up driving. Plus I see all kinds of people on the cell phone making all types of driving errors! Get off the fucking phone and drive. __________________

03-26-2004, 05:58 PM	#11
Axeman Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Swamp Posts: 5,201	considerate till others piss me off. Like driving slow in the left lane. __________________ XXXRewards - Karups - Boyfun - Jawked. Paying on time since 1997. Contact me at brent [at] xxxrewards.com

03-26-2004, 05:47 PM	#3
herbal logic Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,172	considerate... except to cabs

03-26-2004, 05:49 PM	#4
Jedimaster Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,120	I wanna start a website where people can send in pics of ass hole drivers.

03-26-2004, 05:51 PM	#6
Nader Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 5,086	considerate..even after some cuts me off...It's not worth it...I guess you have to not let it get to you...

03-26-2004, 05:52 PM	#8
nathan_f Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes. Posts: 3,983	angry driver, everyone else on the road is a retard who i wouldnt trust to tie my shoes..