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Old 03-23-2004, 11:48 PM   #1
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Best Pick up Lines ("Quotes")

Im trying to think of a lot of funny ones


Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!


Hey baby you know karate?...Cuz your body is KICKIN"


Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Are your legs tired? No.. because you have been running in my mind all day...

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Old 03-23-2004, 11:50 PM   #2
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Wanna Makeout?
So Wanna Makeout?
Are we going to makeout or what?


70% success rate, If asked repeatedly, it increases to 80%
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Old 03-23-2004, 11:51 PM   #3
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Do you want to play Army?

Ok I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.


did it hurt when you fell from heaven (old)


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Old 03-23-2004, 11:54 PM   #4
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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Old 03-23-2004, 11:55 PM   #5
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Old 03-23-2004, 11:56 PM   #6
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Old 03-23-2004, 11:57 PM   #7
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I just tried this line out on Sierra. She's looking at me with a very nastly look on her face and shaking her head in disgust.

Damn.
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Old 03-24-2004, 12:05 AM   #8
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The ones posted does not sound like pick up lines, they are more like jokes. Sorry, I never used any pick up line. Can't contribute.
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Old 03-24-2004, 12:06 AM   #9
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YOU: "Ya wanna dance??"

them: "No!"

YOU: "no, i SAID you look FAT in those PANTS!"

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Old 03-24-2004, 12:06 AM   #10
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girl are you retarded?

cause i think your special


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Old 03-24-2004, 12:07 AM   #11
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girl are you retarded?

cause i think your special


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Old 03-24-2004, 12:10 AM   #12
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You left out the 'Nice shoes....' prefix.

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Old 03-24-2004, 12:11 AM   #13
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cause i think your special
lol I needed a laugh.
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Old 03-24-2004, 12:11 AM   #14
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YOU: "Ya wanna dance??"

them: "No!"

YOU: "no, i SAID you look FAT in those PANTS!"

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Old 03-24-2004, 12:13 AM   #15
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Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
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Old 03-24-2004, 12:16 AM   #16
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Old 03-24-2004, 12:16 AM   #17
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My personal favorite:


"Hey, are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later? cause Ill be over here watching you all night..."
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Old 03-24-2004, 02:44 AM   #18
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Old 03-24-2004, 02:46 AM   #19
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Old 03-24-2004, 02:47 AM   #20
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shut up and bend over (works!)
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Old 03-24-2004, 02:50 AM   #21
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Here's mine:

There are two chicks standing in a club near the dancefloor.

One fucking hot sexy chick and her ugly fat girlfriend.

So you walk up to them and start a conversation with the ugly chick.





So... uh... I was wondering... you know I don't want to be impolite but eh... would you like to dance?




This chick thinks whooo finally somebody who asks me to dance and says YES OFCOURSE!!




Good you say, then I can talk to your girl friend in the meantime!




(works like a charm)
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Old 03-24-2004, 02:50 AM   #22
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Is that a mirror in your pocket...

because I can really see myself in your pants.
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Old 03-24-2004, 02:50 AM   #23
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You: Do you have orthropedic shoes?
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You: You're going to need them because you'll be walking funny tomorrow.
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Old 03-24-2004, 02:51 AM   #24
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Old 03-24-2004, 02:53 AM   #25
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Old 03-24-2004, 02:55 AM   #26
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Here's mine:

There are two chicks standing in a club near the dancefloor.

One fucking hot sexy chick and her ugly fat girlfriend.

So you walk up to them and start a conversation with the ugly chick.





So... uh... I was wondering... you know I don't want to be impolite but eh... would you like to dance?




This chick thinks whooo finally somebody who asks me to dance and says YES OFCOURSE!!




Good you say, then I can talk to your girl friend in the meantime!




(works like a charm)
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Old 03-24-2004, 02:57 AM   #27
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Old 03-24-2004, 03:20 AM   #28
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Here's mine:

There are two chicks standing in a club near the dancefloor.

One fucking hot sexy chick and her ugly fat girlfriend.

So you walk up to them and start a conversation with the ugly chick.





So... uh... I was wondering... you know I don't want to be impolite but eh... would you like to dance?




This chick thinks whooo finally somebody who asks me to dance and says YES OFCOURSE!!




Good you say, then I can talk to your girl friend in the meantime!




(works like a charm)
nice one
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Old 03-24-2004, 03:25 AM   #29
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best one ever.

tell the girl you have a magic watch.

when she ask what makes it magic you tell her it "tells you whats about to happen". ask her if she wants to try it out.

when she says yes, tell her she's about to stip naked and fondle your manhood.

she'll pretty much say no thats incorrect so you then tell her your watch is running an hour slow.
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Old 03-24-2004, 03:25 AM   #30
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you: "where is the nearest bathroom"
her: "down the hall to the left"
you: "thanks, oh hey, would you mind giving me your number incase i get lost"



walk up to a girl sittin down at a club and say
"hey, i might not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you"



but in all honesty my real trick is all in having a 6year old sister

she has that lil kid talk still so it works well ,.. ill take her to the mall and when i see a cute girl i tell her to goto work... my lil sister walks up to the girl and says (in the kid voice, nto all words are perfect yet its still damn cute) "hi, my bruver Jeff is Berry Koot And Swingle" then i run up to her and give my sister a dollar.. the girl then sees me pay my sister off and gets a good laugh out of it.. i better take her to the mall more often though, she he growin fast and soon to lose that kid talk.. then i will be screwed and have no luck with the cuties
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best one ever.

tell the girl you have a magic watch.

when she ask what makes it magic you tell her it "tells you whats about to happen". ask her if she wants to try it out.

when she says yes, tell her she's about to stip naked and fondle your manhood.

she'll pretty much say no thats incorrect so you then tell her your watch is running an hour slow.
Haha, good one!
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Old 03-24-2004, 04:19 AM   #32
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Here's mine:
There are two chicks standing in a club near the dancefloor.
One fucking hot sexy chick and her ugly fat girlfriend.
So you walk up to them and start a conversation with the ugly chick.
So... uh... I was wondering... you know I don't want to be impolite but eh... would you like to dance?
This chick thinks whooo finally somebody who asks me to dance and says YES OFCOURSE!!
Good you say, then I can talk to your girl friend in the meantime!


(works like a charm)
thats a nice one, because for some reason I see a lot of hot girls that have a ugly girl with them
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Old 03-24-2004, 04:21 AM   #33
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YOU: "Ya wanna dance??"

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Old 03-24-2004, 04:43 AM   #34
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So far, no one in this thread is going to get laid, ever.

Come on, people! There have to be some actual good lines!

Damned if I can think of any off the top of my head, though...
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Old 03-24-2004, 04:51 AM   #36
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Old 03-24-2004, 05:34 AM   #38
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Old 03-24-2004, 05:46 AM   #39
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fancy a nine in the spine


wanna go halfs on a baby

i'd never use these, my mate just told me them
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Old 03-24-2004, 05:59 AM   #40
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Here is the ultimate pick up line.


If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


Use it wisely.
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Old 03-24-2004, 07:21 AM   #41
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Excuse me you have something on your ass. Ohh wait thats just my eyes!!
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Old 03-24-2004, 09:24 AM   #43
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Heh heh Alrighhhtt...
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Baby if your were a laser, you'll b set on STUNNING!


Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.


Baby if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!


I'm sorry, were you talkng to me?
No.
Well then, please start.


Do you have some "______" (nationality) in you?
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Old 03-24-2004, 10:23 AM   #45
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Here is the ultimate pick up line.


If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


Use it wisely.
ya lost me with that one
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Old 03-24-2004, 10:29 AM   #46
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Call a girl over by using 1 figner.

When she comes up to you and says "What?" tell her:

See, I made you cum with one finger, imagine what I can do with 2.
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Old 03-24-2004, 10:47 AM   #47
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Old 03-24-2004, 10:51 AM   #48
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walk up to a hot girl and say you look like my 1st wife, when she asked how many times you been married, you say I've never been married
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